Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I f*cked with my white coworker out of spite? No? Let’s go:
So I had just gotten promoted and had moved to sit with my new supervisor and team. I was a little nervous because this area was white af.
I chose a seat next to the only other black girl on my team. Little did I know, that on the other side of me sat the Mayonnaise Monster. He comes to his seat and introduces himself as ‘Evan’. Asks my name. Mind you, my new desk has my name on it.
He looks at the name and says ……. “What the f*ck does this say”
